A Colts fan and Bears fan collide in a huge accident on the way to Miami. Both cars are a wreck, but both men are unhurt.
“This must be a sign from God that we are meant to be friends.” says the Bears fan. “I agree,” replies the Colts fan.
The Bears fan then returns to the wreckage of his car and finds a bottle of whiskey he had been saving.
“Look,” he says to the Colts fan, “this must be another sign from God, we should drink this whiskey to celebrate our friendship and survival”
He hands the bottle over to the Colts fan who takes a large gulp from the bottle before passing it back to the Bears fan, who then puts the top back on and returns the bottle to his car.
“Aren’t you having any?” asks the Colts fan. “No,” replies the Bears fan, “I think I’ll wait ’til the police get here.”
Saturday, November 29, 2008 10:16
Adrian Peterson scampered into the end zone for a 6-yard touchdown run to put the NFC up 42-30 with less than three minutes remaining. It was the second touchdown of the game for the Vikings running back, who finished with 129 rushing yards on the day. The rookie Peterson gets the nod for the NFC [...]
